DOVETOWN ETHICAL BURIAL SOCIETY
(NEEDS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
have You Ever wanted to be a part of something bigger than yourself?(lots of sparkles and audience gasps)
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER....
this is the 100% O FIICIAL D.E.B.S WEB SITE! What the FUCK is debs you may ask? Well thats a good question nice job. DEBS is a non profit self made all natural no manipulative magic made not a cult SOCIETY founded in the small town we still call home to this day.
We can help you no matter what you want! WE do lots of things such as how to open your third eye, DIY cremation, and LIVE funerals(WOW! Audience cheer)
TO APPLY FOR A MEMBERSHIP please call 1616-666 or just SHOW UP we have a 77% acceptance rate*
DOVETOWN ETHICAL BURIAL SOCIETY BULLETIN BOARD
9/22 ~~ Anyone who lives on the street with that brown house can one of you please find this guy pictured below and ask him to come to a meeting with maria because we need him thanks LOTS OF LOVE MONA~~~
9/01 - New guy got killed behind the building Again. This is why we cant have nice things
8/2 '''' GUYS ITS FINE MONA FOUND THE SOCIETY PET STOP KNOCKING ON DOORS AND ASKING FOR HIMPLEASE
P.S irrelevant posting about your favourite pokemon will be deleted (rolls eyes)
mind your step we're working on this...Fade to black
FAREWELL
written by yours truly (the allseeing eyes)... *=This is a lie for legal reasons winky face